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Drinking blood isn’t very sanitary
They must be dying to get into..."</title><description>“Vampire sex in the lavatory&lt;br/&gt;
Drinking blood isn’t very sanitary&lt;br/&gt;
They must be dying to get into the cemetery”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Electric Hellfire Club - Satan’s Little Helpers&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://microwavesafe.tumblr.com/post/144282193</link><guid>http://microwavesafe.tumblr.com/post/144282193</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 Jul 2009 15:19:24 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>This song amuses me
Good Ol’ Electric Hellfire Club</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/144280729/FhJuo7SJgq29keafaFdVGJ1s&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This song amuses me&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Good Ol’ Electric Hellfire Club&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://microwavesafe.tumblr.com/post/144280729</link><guid>http://microwavesafe.tumblr.com/post/144280729</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 Jul 2009 15:15:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>My new tattoo. It’s currently all itchy and trying to...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/FhJuo7SJgo0djasqyalg3duPo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;My new tattoo. It’s currently all itchy and trying to scab. It’s a lot less swollen now.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://microwavesafe.tumblr.com/post/114073674</link><guid>http://microwavesafe.tumblr.com/post/114073674</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 22:11:51 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Mow the Lawn!</title><description>&lt;embed id="vp_embed" name="vp_embed" allowfullscreen="true" src="http://creativity-online.com/work/player/viral_player.php?seed=5284d9f5" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" flashvars="file=http://creativity-online.com/work/player/playlist.php?s=5284d9f5&amp;nextUrl=http://creativity-online.com/work/view.php%26seed=5284d9f5&amp;max-results=50&amp;showdigits=true&amp;autostart=true&amp;shuffle=false&amp;cache=http://creativity-online.com/work/&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fcreativity-online.com%2Fwork%2Fview%3Fseed%3D5284d9f5&amp;category=Latest&amp;tags=North+America%2C+U.S.%2C+toiletries&amp;;share=no&amp;showfsbutton=true&amp;MMredirectURL=http://creativity-online.com%2Fwork%2Fview.php%3Fseed%3D5284d9f5&amp;WebService=http://webservices.visualplant.net/Core/PUT/XML&amp;bwstreams=100,1000&amp;bwfile=http://creativity-online.com/work/player/100k.jpg&amp;enablejs=true&amp;javascriptid=vp_embed&amp;autostart=true&amp;showinfobutton=false&amp;showminiimage=true&amp;showcontrols=true&amp;showlogo=true&amp;linkfromdisplay=false" allowscriptaccess="always" align="left" height="248" width="400"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Mow the Lawn!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://microwavesafe.tumblr.com/post/92551513</link><guid>http://microwavesafe.tumblr.com/post/92551513</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2009 08:11:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Zydrate Anatomy from Repo the Genetic Opera</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/1vJHDTuvjr0?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Zydrate Anatomy from Repo the Genetic Opera&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://microwavesafe.tumblr.com/post/91119376</link><guid>http://microwavesafe.tumblr.com/post/91119376</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2009 00:20:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Come… Dry your eyes, for you are Life, rarer than a Quark and unpredictable beyond the dreams..."</title><description>“Come… Dry your eyes, for you are &lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;Life&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;, rarer than a &lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;Quark &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;and unpredictable beyond the dreams of &lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;Heisenberg&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;; the clay in which the forces that shape all things leave their fingerprints most &lt;b&gt;&lt;i&gt;clearly&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Jon in Watchmen the graphic novel, not the movie&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://microwavesafe.tumblr.com/post/88768676</link><guid>http://microwavesafe.tumblr.com/post/88768676</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Mar 2009 12:45:35 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Your flower looks like an anus with a stem"</title><description>“Your flower looks like an anus with a stem”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;King of the Hill&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://microwavesafe.tumblr.com/post/80105085</link><guid>http://microwavesafe.tumblr.com/post/80105085</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 19:56:34 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"$1.87"</title><description>“$1.87”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;What I paid for a gallon of gas today.&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://microwavesafe.tumblr.com/post/60958300</link><guid>http://microwavesafe.tumblr.com/post/60958300</guid><pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 20:54:43 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"One thing I don’t understand is the government involvement in our bedroom. They can’t..."</title><description>“One thing I don’t understand is the government involvement in our bedroom. They can’t even deliver my mail.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;D.L. Hughley&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/11/17/hughley.savage.prop.8/index.html" target="_blank"&gt;http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/11/17/hughley.savage.prop.8/index.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://microwavesafe.tumblr.com/post/60331752</link><guid>http://microwavesafe.tumblr.com/post/60331752</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 13:31:43 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>New Beborn Beton Song!!!</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/3YlDcGbkAHE?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;New Beborn Beton Song!!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://microwavesafe.tumblr.com/post/47597935</link><guid>http://microwavesafe.tumblr.com/post/47597935</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 07:23:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Babbage Difference Engine
This video describes the manual force...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/1586502" width="400" height="300" frameborder="0"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Babbage Difference Engine&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This video describes the manual force required to run the Differnce Engine&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://microwavesafe.tumblr.com/post/47147338</link><guid>http://microwavesafe.tumblr.com/post/47147338</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2008 22:02:09 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Babbage Difference Engine 2
This video shows the backside of the...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/1586449" width="400" height="300" frameborder="0"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Babbage Difference Engine 2&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This video shows the backside of the Difference Engine with it’s carry forward mechanism.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://microwavesafe.tumblr.com/post/47147247</link><guid>http://microwavesafe.tumblr.com/post/47147247</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2008 22:00:52 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Babbage Difference Engine Demonstration 1 - 12 mins
Taken at the...</title><description>&lt;iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/1583423" width="400" height="300" frameborder="0"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Babbage Difference Engine Demonstration 1 - 12 mins&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Taken at the Computer History Museum in Mountain View, CA&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://microwavesafe.tumblr.com/post/47146943</link><guid>http://microwavesafe.tumblr.com/post/47146943</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2008 21:56:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Difference Engine</category><category>Computer History Museum</category></item><item><title>Met Expectations</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I left a little bottle of Germ-X in the gym, since our other hand sanitizer has been out for a couple weeks. I was hoping it would be a communal thing; I was trying to be nice. I had a sneaking suspicion that it would be taken. My time at Target has taught me people will steal absolutely anything.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Went down to the gym (it&amp;#8217;s in the basement) today and it&amp;#8217;s gone. The other hand sanitizer hasn&amp;#8217;t been refilled either. I wanted to post a sign saying &amp;#8220;Thanks for stealing the Germ-x. I hope we spread nasty germs down here.&amp;#8221;, but I&amp;#8217;m restraining myself.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh well, this is the last time I&amp;#8217;m doing anything nice for the gym. I&amp;#8217;ll start bringing my own again.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Humanity&amp;#8217;s Report card for today:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Met Expectations&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://microwavesafe.tumblr.com/post/44747202</link><guid>http://microwavesafe.tumblr.com/post/44747202</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 23:25:02 -0400</pubDate><category>theft</category><category>humanity</category><category>germs</category><category>gym</category></item><item><title>Fish and lobsters singing Bohemian Rhapsody</title><description>&lt;iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/1372070" width="400" height="300" frameborder="0"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Fish and lobsters singing Bohemian Rhapsody&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://microwavesafe.tumblr.com/post/42867146</link><guid>http://microwavesafe.tumblr.com/post/42867146</guid><pubDate>Sat, 19 Jul 2008 21:50:04 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Life is like a boat</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ik8J9L5rJnc?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Life is like a boat&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://microwavesafe.tumblr.com/post/42280773</link><guid>http://microwavesafe.tumblr.com/post/42280773</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 23:33:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Das ist Nümberwang!!!</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="323" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/TB7QUEU6g10?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Das ist Nümberwang!!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://microwavesafe.tumblr.com/post/40124835</link><guid>http://microwavesafe.tumblr.com/post/40124835</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 21:39:03 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Alexander Semin can fly?via www.iihf.com</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/FhJuo7SJg90tmv02274DIew5_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Alexander Semin can fly?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;via &lt;a href="http://www.iihf.com/typo3temp/pics/85dc1fa33e.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.iihf.com" target="_blank"&gt;www.iihf.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://microwavesafe.tumblr.com/post/34890577</link><guid>http://microwavesafe.tumblr.com/post/34890577</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 07:43:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>3.894.024.13 </title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/FhJuo7SJg900spg9IdYOCGsh_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;3.89&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;4.02&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;4.13 &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://microwavesafe.tumblr.com/post/34829960</link><guid>http://microwavesafe.tumblr.com/post/34829960</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 18:16:26 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>CONGRATS KOMETS!!!Thanks for bringing the Turner Cup home again,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/FhJuo7SJg8ywbqyfStPczORt_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;CONGRATS KOMETS!!!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Thanks for bringing the Turner Cup home again, even if you broke it! &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;via &lt;a href="http://www.legendsofhockey.net/graphsilver/trophy_turnercuplg.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.legendsofhockey.net" target="_blank"&gt;www.legendsofhockey.net&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://microwavesafe.tumblr.com/post/34734066</link><guid>http://microwavesafe.tumblr.com/post/34734066</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 23:23:00 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>

